Weight: I don’t wait, I move!
Preaching Style: A frickin’ 2x4 to your spiritual face hole!
Takes his coffee: Decaf with two splashes of motorcycle oil!
Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “aggressive!”
Height: You look taller on video.
Weight: 150 lbs
Preaching Style: The love child of RadioLab + Malcolm Gladwell
Okay with being a walking stereotype of Millennials. Okay, Boomer.
Celebrity Spirit Animal: Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius